I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT
WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like
Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's
your table set for four?"
Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for
Chico: Can he live in NY on $3?
Groucho: Like a prince. Of course he won't be able to
eat, but he can live like a prince.
Do you mind if I don't smoke?
Why, a four year old child could understand
Run out and get me a four year old child, I can't make
head or tail out of it.
From the moment I picked up your book until
I laid it down,
I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading
I find television very educating. Every
time somebody turns on the set,
I go into the other room and read a book.
Those are my principles, and if you don't
like them... well, I have others.